A couple went to an air show. They came across a really cool biplane. The man was dying to take a ride, so he asked the pilot how much it would cost. “I tell you what,” the pilot said, “I’ll take you both up for free if you promise not to make a sound during the flight. But if you make any noise, I’ll charge you $150.” Knowing they couldn’t afford that price, they vowed to stay quiet and climbed aboard. The pilot really showed off, performing wild loops, dives, and twists. When they landed an hour later, the pilot said over the headset, “Congratulations. You were very brave. You didn’t make a sound.”

“That was great,” said the man. “It was a close call, though. I nearly said something when my wife fell out!”

 

lol good one Dave
Thanks bro I need a good laugh today!
Mark and Trish

 

Nice one

This guy makes lots of noise and they had to bleep it out.

http://www.wimp.com/wingwalking/

 

I have one of those daily calendars, 365 stupidest things ever said. With it I have online access to others... So of course I go to the Joke a Day..... Some are really good, some not so...
Here's a few more good ones that made me chuckle,

Laughter is the best medicine
Man: Hi, Doc. I just wanted to stop in and tell you how much I benefited from your treatment.
Doctor: But you’re not one of my patients.
Man: Oh, I know. But my Uncle John was, and I’m his sole heir.

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Older & wiser?
After undergoing fertility treatments, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a healthy baby. Her relatives came to visit after she brought the baby home.

“Can we see the baby?” they asked.

“Not yet,” said the 65-year-old mother.

After 45 minutes the relatives grew impatient and said, “Well, when can we see the baby?”

“When she cries,” replied the mother.

“Why do we have to wait until she cries?”

“Because I forgot where I put her.”